Straight person:
No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant person:
Faggot. You're going to hell.
Straight person:
Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
Ignorant person:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
Straight person:
Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
Ignorant person:
I'm not a dog...
Straight person:
Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
Ignorant person:
Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?